vacation brain

the 1-2 days before vacation when you can't get much work done because your brain is already on vacation

I haven't been able to get shit done at work today. I have vacation brain.

by juswannabangonmedrumallday November 24, 2009

vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett May 24, 2016

Vacation Bomb

A problem that exploses in your face only for you to find out that it was caused by someone who recently left for vacations.

-This application is broken
-Last modifications were made by Sanchez who just left for vacations 2 days ago.
-Looks like he left us with a vacation bomb!

by Finch Powers August 1, 2013

vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016

vacation whore

A person desperate for vacation who will accompany you on any trip, anytime, anywhere. Always seeking adventure and escape, this person can be packed and ready in 10 minutes flat.

"Hello?"
"Hey- New Orleans on Friday." "You in?"
"Hells yes!" "Vacation whore is always in."

by RachRiot January 20, 2012

vacation legs

Sitting uncomfortably in the same position where you can't move your legs. It usually takes place while in a crowded car, bus, or plane for a long period of time. It will give you the urge to stand up and stretch your legs out.

ohh man I've got to stand up. I have vacation legs real bad.

by Frank A May 26, 2007