Upgrade

Something an overjoyed douchebag says.

After Ashlee Simpson took Pete Wentz's surname, Pete said "upgrade me"

by Danklin24 May 29, 2008

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

Upgrade

When the effort of an action is pushed to the next level of intensity

Man did you see? Mike L went upgrade on Coach Brown yesterday. She was so happy

by T-Beast January 18, 2009

Upgrade

VERB - To Get Upgrade: Getting fucked up in any way possible. The more upgrade you are. the more fucked up you are.

Bob: yo bill you wanna go get upgrade?
Bill: Hell ya im bout to get upgrade from baloni.
Bob: word holla at cha boy.

by realg34 March 8, 2011

upgrade

1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.

I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

Upgrade Call

A phone call made or received, usually via wireless phone, which becomes heated and dramatic, eventually causing one of the callers to violently throw their handset and causing it irreversible damage making it necessary to replace the device with the latest available model.

I was feeling kinda lonely and decided to give my EX a call and guess who answers? My best friend. I should have known it would turn out to be an Upgrade Call. Oh well, at least my new phone plays mp3s...

by Sulm December 14, 2008

upgradeathon

When upgrading your computer system the hectic days that follow while you fix everything you broke.

Bob just upgraded his PC and now he's driving back and forth to Fry's on the upgradeathon.

by knutella February 13, 2008