Upper Decking

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight

"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")

by qwapos September 7, 2012

Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

Upper-Echelon Type Hoe

A hoe that retains a certain amount of class. Cleaner than the average hoe, however greasier than the average girl.

I like Nancy, she has experience but she's still clean enough to bring home. A true upper-echelon type hoe.

by pburnsbbarton April 7, 2011

upper cunt

Also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper cunt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman's vagina.

Holy shit! Did you see that chick land that upper cunt last night in the cat fight?!

by HP and the Chamber of Semen January 5, 2011

upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009

upper-cut-me

(verb) Term used to ask someone to contact you by phone, e-mail, etc...

Upper-cut-me later we'll go burn that shit..!

by Francisco Javier Benavides May 9, 2011

Upper Decker

The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.

"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."

"Dude, how come?"

"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."

"Dude, that sucks."

"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"

by papamikedelta October 24, 2009