unrequited bluetooth conversation

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear

"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009

unrequited love

- a strong romantic feeling for someone that is not returned. This is often due to a one sided platonic relationship.
- a relationship is often built up in ones head, only to find out that the other person does not feel the same way, therefore it is unrequited.

steve: I love you Pandora
Pandora: Erm you do know Im going out with Haz now dont you?

Steves love for Pandora is unrequited love because she doesnt feel the same way about him.

by mad molly January 28, 2009

unrequited love

Being in love with a person who can't or doesn't love you back

mehvish was in unrequited love with the head boy

by incontrol456 January 19, 2014

unrequited morning wood

An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.

Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.

Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......

I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood

by yappity flappity June 29, 2011

Unrequited Love

A form of love that is not returned by the other person. a perfect example of this is Stevie and his "beloved" on the ESPN college football Message board.

Stevie just cannot seem to let go of his unrequited love for his beloved"

by gertfarkyl February 13, 2010

Unrequited boner

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.

She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.

by CGTG February 24, 2012

unrequited love

Its like drowning but you just won't fucking die.

I was stuck in an unrequited love storm, but I built the illest life raft & stuck it out longer than I should had.

by Eirzy July 4, 2016