uterus puff

AKA Fupa, gunt, BIF (buff in front)

Used to describe an area above the female pelvic region when it has become enlarged by an excess amount of body fat.

"I wonder if that lady is prego or if its just a uterus puff."
"What do you call a male fupa?" "I call that a problem!"

by SchlickD June 2, 2008

Uterus Juice

Slang for Menstrual blood

"Ah god damn it. My girlfriend got Uterus juice all over my new armchair"

by Chimp Magnet October 22, 2012

uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

Uterus Cat

When a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. This person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. They do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. The name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a cat) and the cause of the snuggling being the menstrual cycle (hence, uterus).

Ugh, my period cramps hurt so much! I need my uterus cat to give me a hug.

by Acciofrenchhorn May 6, 2012

Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.

Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.

by benjid December 9, 2012

Uterus of Life

Where bad spirits usually go when they die over and over again

K.K.S:Seth your realy gona go to the uterus of life when you die

Seth:OH NOoooooooooooooo

by K.K.S. July 7, 2007

Uterus Crushing

Sex with a girl under the age of 13.

Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing

by T.T. Tin Tin October 30, 2010