Unhelpful Yoda

"Unhelpful Yoda" This famous, funny, iconic quote is said by Clay Jensen from 13 reasons why.

Clay : Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!

Tony : Is that a crack on my height?

Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones

Tony : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.

Clay : Why?

Tony : Headspace. Headspace.

Clay : Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.

by Swaedz November 18, 2020

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

unhear

To forget hearing something, usually disgusting, offensive, disturbing, or just plain fucked up.

Thank you for sharing all the gory details. I can now never unhear any of it.

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

unhelpful

At least 90% of the definitions in UD.

Person: Mate, this definition is really unhelpful!
Other person: What do you expect from Urban Dictionary?
Person: ...I guess you're right.
Other person: Aren't I always?
Person: No, you're usually pretty stupid. You mook.

by Turn the Lights Off August 31, 2016

unhave

Cancel retrospectively, especially an embarrassing conversation.

Can we please just unhave that drunken chat of last night about the penis sizes of the guys at work?

by mynah1 September 8, 2009

Unham

Unham is someone or something being rude or unfortunate

The man farting on a plane was rather unham

by SupremeAlf September 25, 2020

Unholy

un·ho·ly
/ˌənˈhōlē/
adjective
Sinful; Wicked.

That unholy magazine has the best photos.

by The Art of Mayhem June 16, 2021