Carnival Urinal

A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.

Today I used a carnival urinal and realized I was standing in a puddle of human lemonade.

by T Macalicious June 28, 2012

Middle Urinal

Makes for an awkward moment for all parties involved.

There was a strange silence as Bill took the middle urinal between Phil and Steve.

by godsflesh55 November 20, 2010

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005

urinal drop

masterbating in front of a urinal; usually after work hours with the help of a smart phone.

I was so bored working on the report I did a urinal drop at the office

by sidmon69 February 9, 2013

urinationalist

An advocate of or believer in both nationalism and golden showers.

*See also: Donald Trump, watersports, golden shower

Trump's presidency will surely lead to a steady stream of followers to the urinationalist right.

by +ApN+ January 17, 2017

Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018