F.U.C.K

acronym meaning Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge.

I bet you didnt know what fuck stood for.

by Cap'n Crunk April 7, 2005

F.U.C.K.

Fornication Under Consent of King- F.U.C.K - urban legend states that to have sex with your mate in the middle ages you first had to get consent of the King. This was because if he wanted he could have the woman first. Is they got consent, the couple would receive a document with F.U.C.K. written on it.

The king gave a F.U.C.K. to the couple.

by swolf September 28, 2006

B.U.C.C.M.

but u can call me

by Danyelle May 5, 2003

f.u.c.k

F.U.C.K-Freinds U Can Keep!!

Hey do u have a lot of F.U.C.K

by Stephen Hovelsen September 21, 2005

F.U.C.K.

Friends you can keep

Matt: Hey Kara Wanna be my F.U.C.K. Buddy?
Kara: WTF NO!!!
Matt:No it means friend u can keep
Kara:oh okay

by Mike Bojangles January 21, 2006

D.U.C.

Direct Unit Check. When a guy is walking towards a girl and she glances down at his unit wanting to see the girth... (pronunciation: Ducked)

"Hey, that chick just D.U.C.d me" She is ready to bang."

by jk8 April 25, 2006

f u c k e r

"a fucker"

My friend named David

by Jack an' Jill December 2, 2003