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Typing Tourettes

Typing without having control over what you are saying. Quite often typing whats on your mind, or using vulgar language.
Joe:Hey Frank
Frank:Hi fuckhead. shit whore bitch
Joe: huh?
Frank: sorry I didn't mean to type that, I have typing tourettes fuck bitch whore
by steve14 July 23, 2009
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Typing like you're gonna die

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)
Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>
by Buaya September 3, 2010
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Rage-typing

Rage-typing is where usually a person called Oskar types really fast near to 80WPM and puts their microphone close to the keyboard for it to be picked up and heard by everyone in a discord call.
Oskar:*Typing*
Everyone in a call: "STOP RAGE-TYPING!!!!"
Oskar:*Continues*
by ragetyper101 August 22, 2020
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tuning in tokyo

To tweek or pinch the erect nipple as if it were the tuning knob on an analog radio. Popularized after WWII because the act of inexperienced males trying to please women resembled WWII radio operators adjusting the equipment knobs to 'tune in Tokyo'.
Being presented with his first pair of breasts made Urkle so nervous he did not know what to do and was reduced to his spaz self as the said Tuning in Tokyo while he tweeted the unfortunate girl's nipples
by van8794 May 16, 2010
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Nigger Typing

A lazy form of sentence structure composed of abbreviations and watered down wording. Usually found in youtube comments, facebook, and any message board on the internet.
Nigger Typing: "Yo dAt Transformers 2 is gr8 man. Y u hatin son? I luv dat shit. Any1 who DoNt agree is a biTch ass ho nigga son. 420"

English Translation: "I thought Transformers 2 was a good movie."
by dvdcrazy6 June 9, 2010
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Dick Typing

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".
Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.
by p1st0r August 10, 2010
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gusset typing

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"
by andy August 31, 2003
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