Twonk
Twonk by Disneyglitch June 4, 2015
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Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters
Twonk by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015
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Twonk by Dat_smart_cookie May 30, 2018
Twonk
A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.
Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.
Twonk by honkytwonk July 1, 2018
Twonk
A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.
Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.
Twonk by Useless_PiZZa May 20, 2019
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nick jonas is a twonk