Twonk

An overly sized twat. Similar to Fat Amy's vag in Pitch Perfect 2.

Dwam! Fat Amy has a huge TWONK!!

Twonk by Disneyglitch June 4, 2015

Twonk

Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters

Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy

Twonk by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015

Twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

Twonk by Dat_smart_cookie May 30, 2018

Twonk

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.

Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.

Twonk by honkytwonk July 1, 2018

Twonk

A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

Twonk by Useless_PiZZa May 20, 2019

twonk

buff gay dude

nick jonas is a twonk

twonk by br*h September 15, 2019

twonk

just an idiot tbh.

‘OI! ISSY YOU TWONKER’ said jamie aggressively

twonk by oo la la November 18, 2019