Twit

A she male... Who is a male gigilo. That has a shit ton of STDs and is super fucking bitchy about it.... And are usually really retarded

Cindy shit her self at the dinner today. Then proceeded to strip and everybody out she was a twit...

by Shankahoe May 5, 2015

Twit

The abbreviation of the words "That's what I thought", commonly used to win an argument while greatly frustrating your opponent.

Bob: Were the heck's my money?
Phil: I didn't take it.
Bob: Let me see your pockets!
Phil: *Shows Bob his pockets*
Phil: Twit!
Bob: Arg!!

by AB-Windor September 15, 2009

twit

Bird brained; of low intelligence

"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"

by illused June 11, 2015

twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 6, 2009

twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

by helio88 July 4, 2009

twit

A moron with absolutely no sense.

See also Paris Hilton

by Cheyenne January 3, 2005

twit

something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole

man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit

by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009