Twinkie

A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.

I made Natalie into a twinkie last night.

by TheTwinkieMaster March 13, 2017

eat twinkies

eating a delicious yellow spongy treat

also a slang term for "smokeing weed" you can use in the house so your parents don't understand what your talking about

fat kid: i'm gonna go eat twinkies

stoner 1:yo u got five?
stoner 2: yeah
stoner 1: yo u wanna go eat twinkies?
stoner 2: HELL YEAH!!!
dumb parent: haha you crazy kids and your inside jokes

by Bobby Perz January 24, 2008

Like a twinkie

At the end of a random sentence say: Like a twinkie! Thus making it funny/dirty.

Person 1: Ugh. That game was too easy!

You: Like a twinkie!

by Oompa Loompa Twins July 11, 2010

Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker

This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"

by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009

twinkie train

Twinkie train means 2 or more cars in a row with 20 inch rims or bigger.

"Here we come on them twinkie trains with the hood screamin we on our way"- Clipse

by Da Shredder February 25, 2007

TwinkieCruz

Term for an obese teenager who plays xbox and eats all day

"Look at that fat kid playing xbox over there!"

"Yeah, he's such a TwinkieCruz

by TittiesMgee January 13, 2010

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019