twiddlate

A euphemism for any form of sexual activity (oral, vaginal or anal) between two young adults slightly after last call.

Thumper: It's getting kind of late. What do you think about heading over to the Canal House to twiddlate?

Bambi: That sounds great, thanks for the input.

by twss1 January 8, 2011

Tiddlytwink

A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.

Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Dirty Twiddle

Where you hang from your penis like in the movie mission impossible and steal cum from a girls pussy

That girl was crazy last night I pulled a dirty Twiddle

by Pipelord March 19, 2022

tiddly wink

A very small amount, smaller than tiny...can be used the same way as; just a tad, a tidbit.

I wish it were just a tiddly wink cooler today.

by The Real BlueLove May 26, 2018

twaddly

A condition of the genitals (e.g. vagina, balls, and/or cock) and outlying skin folds in which it feels excessively moist to the touch and/or smells bad.

"Martha Stewart has one twaddly gooch."

by m3690 March 27, 2009

Tiddly Winkler

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009