Dangling Tweeters

1. Testicles

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!

by Aqueas December 2, 2003

tweeters

someone tweeting there every act and movement during there day

today garrison bumstead of bumsteads bicycles tweeted that he was shitting and then he wiped his ass therefore "tweeters"

by shagahoe October 25, 2009

Neetle Teetles

Scientifc word for toes.

"My neetle teetles are so cold!"

by Meenagetutantneetleteetles December 1, 2016

textless

Unable to send/receive/process text messages. Used in reference to a cell phone.

Bob had one of those old early '90 phones and therefore he was textless.

by GRich108 January 12, 2006

twittless

When someone posts an idionic Tweet on Twitter

"'I just bought a Hummer! I've always wanted one! Remember! Go green!'"

"Twittless..."

by Jennnn25 July 26, 2009

Tweetass

when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.

Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.

I have major tweetass going on.

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetlet

The seat of power from which the world's most notorious Tweetmeister launches his Tweets during "Executive Time".

Better prep the Tweetlet, here comes the CIC!

by Golden Dumper May 31, 2018