by Jeffo bodine December 22, 2019
Get the Tweep mug.A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013
Get the Counting Tweets mug.What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.
It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018
Get the hiney tweets mug.Suburban white bread 5th and 6th graders, who think they know everything, and do not want to be referred to as "children".
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".
- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.
-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".
-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.
-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".
- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.
-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".
-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.
-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
Normal 10 year old- "Wanna go play with dolls?"
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
by PseudonymixYah March 14, 2009
Get the Tweenster mug.When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.
Examples of Ghetto Tweets:
#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb
#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb
#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
by Lavezzi May 21, 2010
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