Tuscaloosa

Also know as T-Town it's home of the University of Alabama. Its a hell of a place to party, have fun, go to school, watch and play football,and its also a great community. Lots of people hate on it because they are lame and one night their mother was passing through and got knocked up but we wont talk about that.

The Tide rolled today in Tuscaloosa beating Auburn 36-0.

I cant wait till Tennesse comes back to Tuscaloosa, their woman give the best brain.

by T Goode February 24, 2009

tuscaloosa

Medium sized town in Alabama known for their college football team the Crimson Tide. Lots of fine females and redneck highschoolers.

Lets go to the game in Tuscaloosa. Roll TIDE Roll. Bubba pass me my beer.

by KyleGates July 8, 2005

Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 16, 2008

Tuscarora

A High School located in Fredneck, Maryland. Inhabited by many whores of all shapes and sizes. Known for its pot heads, the "rape," bathroom sexcapades, locked bathrooms, teacher-student relations, a pathetic football team, a girls soccer team that needs to kill itself and is on many drugs, and one sexy group of bitches known as ASS. ask about me...Mascot: Titans

Sep: drugs and house
Random Person: you go to Tuscarora ?

by Sep Beauty October 5, 2007

Tuscany Fever

Is when you slam your dick across someone's face over and over until he gets a headache and his head is hot because of the friction, and all the left over Florida Sunshine is snot.

One night, while Magyk is sleeping, I'll sneak up on him, and once he turns around, I'll stick my zaboo in his goo-grinder, then douse it all over with Florida sunshine while pouring Mandarin Extract (or Tangerine Soul) all over his chest in his bed, and for good measure, I'll give him the ol' Tuscany Fever seconds afterward, and with gusto!

by DevilXPanther January 8, 2011

tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011

Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012