Turry

something or someone who cannot perform tasks well or a weak attempt at accomplishing something.

Daves attempt at comedy was just Turry
Did you see that news story? it was just Turry

by TheDictionarian June 3, 2011

Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 20, 2020

Turdyuckin’

the act of anal sex when there is a dookie on deck in the poop chute but you proceed anyway pushing the dookie back into the anus and pumping until ejaculation.

I was fucking your mom last night, that old wooly sausage pocket was so loose, I had to give her the old turdyuckin’ and got shit all over my dick fucking her asshole.

by The Ill-Lustrious Potente October 6, 2021

turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.

Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY

by The_Senor July 12, 2023

Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

Turdy 8

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe

by Boobarry March 7, 2025