turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

turkey

3 blow jobs in one night

Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble

by Pussykatturkey October 21, 2010

Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.

Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.

Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

Turkey

One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.

Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.

by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011

Turkey

A girl any boy can get or get with at anytime. This word is usually used in Baltimore Maryland by teenagers. Basically a slut or whore

Boy 1: yo I just starting talking to this girl name Chaela

Boy 2: Every nigga in the school had her. She a turkey frl 💯💯

by Da’jahnae Carter August 14, 2018

Turkey

An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.

"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."

by brandondinosaur September 28, 2009