Amber Turd

Typical shit taking tokoloshe

Irbiham, it’s amber turd, get the stones

by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022

Drop a Turd like Amber Heard

When you defecate Aggressively, as an offensive maneuver, or in any weaponized manner, as first used by the Ronin, and later popularized by Amber Head.

"Dick was being a dick, so I decided to drop a turd like Amber Heard on that prick. Let's say the resale value on his truck is gonna stink.

by WarOfTheFanboys May 3, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

by Gavroy January 10, 2016

rock turd

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

by T.Wilson January 24, 2014

turd nub

Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.

Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.

by carlkr1 April 22, 2012

Amber Turd

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

by jzaikzai June 8, 2022