turbed

Being in a perfectly good state of mind, the opposite of disturbed.

Jeremy sure does seem happy lately.

Yeah, that fool's all turbed 'n shit now....

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008

Turged

Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.

Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~

by turgedgrl October 20, 2019

Home Turfer

When you defecate at home by choice.

Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."

by FineCharlie July 18, 2019

Who Turned Out The Lights?

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.

Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.

by pantaking69 July 1, 2022

Hot leads turned cold

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

by savvysandwichmaker11 February 3, 2020

Turffed Out

Turffed Out-A girl with a beat up or loose vagina. Someone who has obviously been around the block.

I had sex with Kendra last night and she was so turffed out!

by DGTS December 23, 2008