turletting

the process of talking to someone on facebook or msn while watching youtube or other sites; interactive web multi-tasking

turletting is the only way to web

by cosimjoshin June 10, 2011

turvette

Turvette's are very beautiful, loving, caring, but also very crazy at times. She loves animals especially white donkeys because they are so very rare. She also loves to read books at night. She is more of a night person than a day person. She is usually very short with a nice booty and breasts the size of watermelon but most important very beautiful. She loves spending time with family and friends and playing jokes on everyone. Turvettes are awesome.

Kid 1: "when is auntie Turvette coming to get me?"
Mom: "she is on her way"
Kid 2:"your not going with my favorite aunt to see the white donkeys, I am"
Mom:"you both can go"
Kid 1 & 2:"ok!!!"

by hauijd November 28, 2012

turdfester

An insult (naturally) implying nothing in particular about a person other than their being on a par with a festering turd in value. Don't know if this is local to Essex or more widespread or if, indeed, my small group of friends had exclusive use of it.

(enter name here) is a turdfester or even just an interjection of "turdfester"

by Furd tester December 14, 2012

Trudette

‘Tru dat’ (meaning ‘true that’) in French

Lefty: Burnt cheesecake is disgusting
Righty: Trudette

Lefty: London is overpriced

Righty: Trudette

by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

Turdlet

A small miniature poo thats smaller than a turd and bigger than a turdling. Turdlets can often be hard to remove from your system.

I just dropped a ton of turdlets into the toilet

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023