Robin Hood with a poop fetish.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
Get the turd burglarmug. by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005
Get the turd burglarmug. One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites.
Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out.
by PurebredGamer March 30, 2007
Get the Turd Burglar mug. Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
by Craig Murphy July 15, 2008
Get the turd burglarmug. by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003
Get the turd-burglarmug. by swoop hansen February 8, 2008
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by bill cosby November 21, 2002
Get the turd burglarmug.