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turd burglar

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage
EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.
by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005
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Turd Burglar

One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites.
Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out.
by PurebredGamer March 30, 2007
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turd burglar

A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
by Craig Murphy July 15, 2008
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turd-burglar

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.
by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003
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Turd Burglar

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
by swoop hansen February 8, 2008
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turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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