turdle

After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.

Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

Tiddle

Is a slang term that defines 1/8 of a whole or total.

"Bro give me a tiddle of that weed."
"Her titties are a tiddle the size of your ex girlfriend's."

by Bearlioncat January 16, 2018

tiddle

adjective: it is a cross between a tad and a little, meanning a bit.

"ah man its chilly outside"
"yeah, just a tiddle"

by erizleackadizzle January 26, 2009

turdle

when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle

Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.

by Petershey February 14, 2006

Toddle

v.
1. To plagiarize.
2. To use and pass off the artwork, ideas, or writings of another as one's own.

Syn. STEAL.

The painting was not an original idea; it was toddled from an artist.

by oddbob December 25, 2008

twuddle

cuddling with your twin-- usually something neither person particularly enjoys cuddling except with each other.

(in this case twin connotes someone very similar to you, but not biologically related to you, for biological twin cuddling see incest)

sometimes i just want to twuddle

by tokzilla December 9, 2008

tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.

I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009