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hyper-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: chaos-tasking.
While hyper-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my hyper-tasking.
by Prof K June 16, 2008
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multi-tasking

the act of taking a crap and whacking off at the same time, to save time.
jeff was crunched for time so he decided to give multi-tasking a chance to save time.
by afrothunda May 28, 2006
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multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.
I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.
by amankatgall August 25, 2006
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multi-tasking

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.
tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.
by tequeman July 16, 2008
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tubaling

Some who plays tuba or sousaphone.
I'm so proud of my fellow tubalings!
by Siamese Barbie June 22, 2016
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tusking

hog-tying people and throwing them into a body of water so they flop around like a sea creature like in the movie tusk when he gets turned into a walrus
“im tusking this guy right now
by GrossGorl March 30, 2022
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Tusking

The action of kidnapping someone and physically altering their body into a gorified walrus, as seen in the movie “TUSK (2014)”
Kevin has been pissing me off, i hope he gets tusked.

Right now i'm tusking my math teacher for giving me an F on that last test.

If you make once more fucking young sheldon joke, im going to fucking tusk you.
by young_sheldon_hater July 13, 2025
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