trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

trumpster babies

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

by SCY1001 January 20, 2017

S'Trumpette

S'TRUMPETTE (s•trump•ette) noun

1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency

2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute

Mike Pence is such a s'trumpette, he will say anything to support trump.

by hedonic1 May 30, 2018

Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 5, 2011

Trumpitized

The state of being traumatized by Trump's election as President

The world is Trumpitized, wondering how he made it to the Presidency.

by MarianneM November 16, 2016

Trumpitude

A permanent, negative way of thinking or feeling about anyone with the last name Trump or anyone associated with them.

Millions of women around the world wearing pink pussy hats expressed their trumpitude during peaceful protests the day after the inauguration of the Tangerine Turd.

America's trumpitude became crystal clear after the formation of The Resistance to return their country to normalcy.

Nordstrom's discontinued Ivanka Trump's clothing line because they were worried about the trumpitude against her affecting their overall sales.

My trumpitude against "ALL things Trump" has awakened the political activist in me and has led to protests and other non-violent actions in person and through social media.

#RussiaGate #Rethuglicans #Trumpitude #Putin'sPuppet #ImpeachTrump

#Trump #Nepotism #Resist #Treason #BoycottTrump

#TheResistance #2018MidtermElections

by Mister Resistor May 26, 2017

Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012