Speaker #1: That guy is so cool.
Speaker #2: He must be named Troy.
Speaker #1: I would fuck him till I drop.
Speaker #2: He must be named Troy.
Speaker #1: I would fuck him till I drop.
by dory1536 December 4, 2017
Troys are a breed of subhumans that have large nostrils, usually the size of black holes. They are typically 2-3 feet, but can be as short as 6 inches. Troys gain their energy from consuming d100s, and making bad jokes. When a Troy dies, it evaporates into the wind.
by AJTheApple May 5, 2019
Some kid 11-16 who thinks hes parkour pro but is not really. He might try and jump and touch the top of a tree to show off to other females.
by BlazinRaisinAf October 3, 2017
Someone who has brown shaggy hair, wears beanies, has pokemon plugs, a weird high-ish voice, and loves Peace Tea. He's also really sweet and adorable.
by weird person who has issues April 8, 2015
A weak, unmanly man that is unable to satisfy women. Cuckolded by stronger males. Often found working engineering or IT jobs. Grouchy and unapproachable due to their problems with women.
by Daddy Dong for Jesus April 1, 2022