tooth hurty

the universal time to go to the dentist

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.

by sheila in the car March 14, 2010

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Tooth Baby

Tooth Baby is a noun that might not make sense to most at first glance, but when you get it, oh boy... Calling someone a tooth baby is the equivalent of basically telling them they're as smart as a glass of orange juice. It would be prudent to reserve such a word for only necessary roasting times, you wouldn't make a s'more at a BBQ, or, would you?

"LOL! I totally can't believe that parking job, what an absolute tooth baby!"

"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"

by notatoothbaby December 3, 2019

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bacon tooth

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.

Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.

by squirt mom October 29, 2018

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Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

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Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

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