A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
by rotom September 25, 2005
Get the toolshelf mug.v.) to tolstab someone; when a person stabs another person on/in the buttocks with a variety of objects
Derived from the unspeakable acts of an individual at a summer camp.
Derived from the unspeakable acts of an individual at a summer camp.
Dude, I got tolstabbed so bad last night I have a scratch!
I tolstabbed my buddy today and broke my finger.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to tolstab you! (Oh no!!)
I tolstabbed my buddy today and broke my finger.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to tolstab you! (Oh no!!)
by thetolstabber August 17, 2008
Get the tolstab mug.The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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Get the Tools Crazy mug.Amenities (swimming pool, tennis court, wet bar, trees) corporations install on the roof of their office skyscraper to convince executives to spend even more of their time at the office.
by Mark Dixon July 5, 2003
Get the Roof toys mug.any traditional toys for children like footballs, bicycles and such that are not digital technology toys, such as iPhones, tablets of video games.
by Mark P. Animal November 22, 2014
Get the analog toys mug.Exactly what it says just some big boys (Teenagers) with big toys (Whatever you want it to be)
Only some stupid group of Teens can use this
Only some stupid group of Teens can use this
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