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Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.
I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.
by NikiNitro September 25, 2023
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OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
by 541 goat October 31, 2023
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Uncle touchy

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies
Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy
by Cbuck March 10, 2017
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Mr. Touchy

Caring; Motivated by Violence; Sincere; Not Appropriate for Kids Parties; Not Good with Confrontation
"Open the door or I will open the house"
"Who are you?"
"Mr. Touchy"
by Mrs. MrTouchy October 14, 2016
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touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
by hterbluc May 1, 2018
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Touch Starved

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.
Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*
by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018
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No Touch Bondage Slut

A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.
Hey did I tell you, that slut i met on Tinder, the one I thought would be a freak because she likes bondage......turned out to be a No Touch Bondage Slut What a colossal disappointment, ya know....who would of figured.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 1, 2019
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