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Allen Torres

I met a green eyed devil today. It must've been an Allen Torres.
by Lastnamelibra January 1, 2017
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kenita torres

an angry bitch, she send so much homework
a mdrf that doesnt cares a fuckin shit
by oppulence96 May 31, 2020
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Captain Torres

Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021
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Fernando Torres

A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.
Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.
by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011
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Torres'd

I really Torres'd that up.
by Jabo Ibehre September 19, 2011
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Torres drought

1. When a man is not able to score. Named after the famous footballer Fernando Torres during his 24 game scoring drought for Chelsea. Scoring not necessarily only related in football terms but also scoring in terms of getting girls.

2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.

3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.
Lad 1: 'Kyle hasn't pulled a bird in months now mate, whats up with him?

Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'

Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?

Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.
by Abarsh August 5, 2012
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B'Elanna Torres Syndrome

Where women in science fiction TV series/films are much more attractive as aliens than they are in real life. Named for the character in Star Trek Voyager.
"That Chiana in Farscape is surprisingly ugly in real life."
"Yeah, she's got B'Elanna Torres syndrome."
by FakeLugosi March 5, 2010
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