tornado

an illegal form of live pornographic theatre characterized by a lone female masturbating or engaging in sexual intercourse with a man or several men at once.

Wow. did you see that girl's tornado last night?

by Kellzen January 10, 2009

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Tornado Bait

A person who lives in a moblie home, or the mobile home itself.

If you live in a mobile home, you may not be trailer trash, but you're still probably tornado bait.

by Shawnster April 6, 2005

Tornado of Dicks

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat

Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.

by lexup December 28, 2011

cum tornado

when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle

oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!

by cambodia July 4, 2012

Horse Tornado

Another word for a carousel that has horses and various other rideable animals, usually found at fairs, circuses and theme parks.

Dude 1: omg look at that sick horse tornado bruv
Dude 2: it's a carousel, are you for real mate?

by SophDaBest August 22, 2014