dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 7, 2020

topher joe

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.

Topher Joe is also known as Christopher Joseph.

by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012

Topher Grace

The worst Venom ever

Topher Grace sucked as Venom.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 31, 2022

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014

Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia

Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher

by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023