Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

by CoolGuy♡♡ May 6, 2018

Maize creator of the toob

Liam landree is the biggest god ever

Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

Noob Toob

A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)

e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob

Steve and lucas are both noob toobs

by Killer toob April 18, 2006

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Toob

The noticeable of absence of boobs. Taken boobs -> toobs.

"I reached over and attempted to grab his chest, only to find toobs"

by Fysiske November 27, 2019

toob

Toob can be a unisex name. Toobs are very creative and like to have a lot of fun. They are on another level of humor. Never even try to fight a Toob. They usually have a close friend group who will fight for them. Toobs are super charming and gorgeous people. They like to help other people and will bright your mood immediately.

That's my friend Toob. They also go by Toobie.

by toobiiiiieeeeeee July 31, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

by Flowky October 20, 2020