A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.

My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.

jim tonic by Scuddfromdahood July 18, 2019

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Tyranny Tonic

A type of smoothy made from the pre-blended juice of a handful of grass, Iceburg and romanian lettuce, raw white and chestnut mushrooms, black pepper and OJ.. within hours all symptoms gone for good.

Darling, could you pop to shop an get the ingredients to a tyranny tonic.. feel a bit of a cold coming along.. the silver lining of 2020!

Tyranny Tonic by Rilighan February 1, 2021

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jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

jizz and tonic by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

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