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tomahawk chop

While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.
As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.
by Tater Trash November 7, 2008
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tomahawk chop

The act of folding your right fist to your right armpit and sliding your elbow into the vagina and, possibly up to your wrist, ram in and out in a chopping motion.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard Jenks really gave Erin the Tomahawk Chop last night!
Guy 2: I know, he looked totally wore out! He must of gone wrist deep!
by Alseph December 25, 2008
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Tomahawk yo ass

The act of decapitation by throwing a blade at anotha niggaz head.
by Veni Vedi Veci April 16, 2016
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tomahawk tuck

The tomahawk tuck is the act of tucking your erect penis up and behind your belt or underwear elastic, so as not to pitch a tent in your pants. this act is reminiscent of the Native Americans who tucked their weapon of choice the tomahawk into their belts
Me and alexia were making out in her car the other day and things started getting hot and heavy until her boyfriend called and she had to leave so I had to do the tomahawk tuck when I got out the whip
by T1K3232 March 14, 2020
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Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.
I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.
by Dan August 12, 2003
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blacksmith tomahawk

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.
by -Quincy so nasty- October 26, 2007
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The Tomahawk

In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.
Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!
by Chef McNasty September 5, 2011
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