Miami Totem Pole

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.

Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!

by RoyLleh February 18, 2010

Todesfaust

The stupendous kvlt Black Metal band from philly who rock the masses

also German for "Fist of Death"

I was bumpin Todesfaust on the way over hurr

by No joke May 5, 2005

Master Class Totem Pole

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

by Bozilas March 21, 2003

Totem Pole Challange

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.

Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.

by jg357 December 17, 2018

totemous

Totemous means it very like totem in Minecraft

Foolish and foolish jr are very like totem so they very totemous
Yes.
Very yes.
So very fantastically a-dick-tive yes.

Insane person 1: AYOOO AINT FOOLISH SO DANG TOTEMOUS
Insane Person(also mcyt fan)YEAHHHHH HES SO SICK YOOOOOOOO

by SpaceXDragon June 2, 2021

totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

by rajietits April 24, 2010

Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

by Shelltown May 30, 2009