Toad Fuck

To fuck ugly people

Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night

Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

toady

One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.

"M often acts like a complete toady, commenting J on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa."

by Yahtzee101 January 11, 2014

road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

by ezemofo February 4, 2010

Fried toad turd

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

by beEasy91 July 12, 2010

toadman

A roadman with the appearance of a toad

Look at that toadman bruv he is uglier than my nan

by dan_hubbard October 9, 2015

Toad-mode

When a person gets into a state of intoxication where their body (mainly face, mouth and eyes) droops to become similar to that of a toad. Usually when reaching the come-down of a sesh.

Shannon has got a serious case of Toad-mode.

Tom's in Toad-mode!

by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017

toady

Alternate spelling for "today," popularized within internet forums supporting the political rise of Ron Paul. The "toady" spelling is often used to indicate a certain level of importance and urgency. In this regard, "toady" is used in place of "today" for emphasis on the topic's imperative nature.

Toady is the primary!

by PauliticsPolitics December 6, 2011