sweeney todded

to kill in a vicious, cold-hearted, malicious way.

that motherfucker deebo owed me $10. he ain't pay me so i sweeney todded that assclown.

by assclown fucktart January 27, 2008

sweeney todded

1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.

-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.

by Nero117~ January 27, 2008

joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011

on me tod

To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".

Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.

by greengoosela February 14, 2017

Tod Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips December 12, 2008

tod head

Tod head is someone who has a tiny ass body and a humongous chungus sized head

“Brooo look! That bitch is a tod head!”

by TODHEADCHUNGUS December 4, 2019

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020