neato tito

A dismissive turn of phrase used when you don't actually care about what the other person is saying.

"Hey Angelo, I just got a promotion!"
"Neato Tito."

by Valtarre October 1, 2019

titfuck

Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).

"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"

by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006

Titosaurus

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

tito cen

A creature that plays Fortnite full time. Upon landing immediately says "I'm Dead". Be careful when he gets a p90, he's guaranteed to die when he decides to go Rambo with it. As soon as he picks up a burst he's guaranteed to average one kill per game. With those stats it makes the competition tremble in fear.

I picked up a p90 and went full tito cen and died.

by The Fury November 15, 2018

Timofiy

Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.

Oh my god! Look thats a Timofiy
I want to be a Timofiy

by HuboDK September 28, 2019

Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

The tito ortiz

When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something

Wow you seen john finally banged Tina after all this time... totally did the Tito Ortiz

by Autistic_Beardy November 27, 2018