titjob

Similar to a handjob, but uses the "cleavage", the space between the breasts, instead of using one's hands.

"In this porno, Briana Banks performs a titjob on that guy."

by Pamalamadingdong September 18, 2006

titdebt

Where a person purchases the augmentation, e.g. through implants, of their breasts on a finance scheme.

Jeff: Corr, Sheila's got a cracking pair. When did they happen?
Herbert: About 2 months ago. Cost her an absolute fortune.
Jeff: I didn't know she had that kind of money...?
Herbert: She doesn't, she's got a whopping titdebt.

by criminally_junior February 15, 2017

Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

titochico

Tito’s vodka mixed with the delicious Mexican bubbly - better known as Topo Chico. Can be served with a splash of lime, cranberry, orange juice, pineapple juice, etc.

Joey - “I’ll take a Titochico”
Bartender - “What’s that?”
Joey - “That Mexican bubbly water mixed with A-Town’s finest, aka Tito’s Vodka.”

by #1SMTX December 4, 2020

tito method

The act of restarting until it works

"My internet isn't working" "have you tried the tito method?"

"I tried the tito method 13 times to make my pc work

by The Underscore Bro March 7, 2022

neato tito

A dismissive turn of phrase used when you don't actually care about what the other person is saying.

"Hey Angelo, I just got a promotion!"
"Neato Tito."

by Valtarre October 1, 2019

titnotic

A combination of tits and hypnotic.
When someone enters into a trance through the constant staring at breasts.
One can be titnotised by either male or female breasts.

"Dude, he's totally entered a titnotic trance!"
"Mate, he's been titnotised. There's nothing we can do to help him now."

by conorandgrech September 19, 2009