tislet

A defensive pigeon trying to run away from a homeless person.

That tislet is screwed.

by ||KIEV// September 26, 2023

Tissekone

"Tissekone" comes from an old, rural Danish tradition, in which a man, on the morning after his wedding night, would have his penis held and wiped off by the oldest virgin in the village, while and after taking his morning piss. This task obviously wasn't very attractive, so even today the word carries some slightly negative connotations. The English word "tissue" is derived from this practice.

Congratulations Margaret! you have been chosen to be the Tissekone for Frederik's wedding!

by mettemor December 25, 2023

Tissot

Watch brand for badass gangstas from Le Locle.

American guy: Dude, what’s that shiny motherfuckin’ watch around your wrist?

Swiss guy: A Tissot, couillon d’Amerloque!

by Titi28 January 6, 2024

Tissexual

When you are only attracted to a girl named tista ( padmasree chakma)

I am tissexual. I might die without tista.

by Tislover April 26, 2024

tissexual

When you are only in love with Tista ( Padmasree Chakma)

I am tissexual, I can not get tista out of my head.

by Tislover April 27, 2024

Tissea

She is the best, a brilliant, smart girl. She likes going out and you do never want to know what she’s going to do. A crazy girl that needs thousands of hugs.

Me : Hi Tissea ! What did you do this weekend?
Tissea : Oh nothing ! (She literally bought a whole house and built three castles)

by Vitamine T February 17, 2025

Sam Tissen

A person who is always Salty in video games and in real life.
Possibly a genetic defect.

He is like Sam Tissen!

by 6969eastwoodacademy May 30, 2019