tennessee

Things you Should Know Abot TN Before Moving Here (for Northerners):
1.What sweet tea(tea with sugar) amd sweet milk (not buttermilk) are.
2.Memphis is Detroit with a Southern accent.
3.No snowdays. Just "ice on the road" days. If the temp goes below 25F, we think a new Ice Age is upon us.
4.110 F is "a tad warm".
5. "Kiss my ass" is a perfectly acceptable way to end an argument.
6. Saying "Bless her/his heart" before you insult someone will safely allow you to drag them through the mud.
7.Toast is unnatural. Eat biscuits like God meant you to.
8. Flirtin' is Southern tradition. It doesn't mean you're getting lucky.
9. If you try to speak with our accent, remember draw out your vowels, y'all is two or more people, and y'all's is plural possessive. Don't blame me if you get an ass-whoopin'.
10. If you don't like it down here, the airline goes both ways.

All my exes live in Texas that's why I reside with pride in Tennessee

by hickchick June 10, 2004

Tienna

An amazing girl. If you ever get the honor of meeting her in person you will fall in love with her instantly. Has no bad personality trait.

Tienna is indescribable.

by xs86 February 12, 2010

Tennessee choke hold

when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.

Oh no; Jason just put Adam into the Tennessee choke hold and Adam is beginning to panic.

by ear butter February 2, 2010

tennesse muzzleloader

It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.

Well boys gave my gal a tennesse muzzleloader and it smelt like ass, chew and cum

by MuzzleloaderKing October 1, 2015

Tiannenmen Square Massacre

Fictitious event in which millions of chinese people celebrated the success of their government

I love china. We should have a holiday remembering the Tiannenmen Square Massacre party

by Flawless47770 January 10, 2022

pulaski tennessee

a small town in giles county tn. nothing to do except eat. sleep. have sex. and get drunk. aka boring as hell.

pulaski tennessee hell, boredom, pos

by hairbrushbitch November 25, 2011

tierney

A stunningly, beautiful, well-bred woman praised and admired by men all over the world. The title derived from the name of screen legend Gene Tierney.

I did not believe I would ever meet a real tierney, but when I caught my first glimpse of Lucy, I just stood there motionless, marveling at her beauty.

by Joe Rodolico May 4, 2008