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tite pine

There is only one tite pine. When you have a tite pine, you are the luckiest person in the universe.
I am shafté when I think of my tite pine!
by cookievomi October 9, 2022
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Tite Poosie

When a normal sized or even small sized penis penetrates a very pretty slightly swollen pink vagina or Amber Lea's.
I came so fast inside Amber's tite poosie.
by anonymous May 3, 2025
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mad tite

Really cool. Can be used either sarcastically or honestly.
Yo that Eclipse looks mad tite!!!
by pro-five-oh July 22, 2008
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Kubo Tite

The creator of the manga series Bleach. At first was a good author/artist but after awhile he let his dick write the story. The 2nd half of Bleach is soo repetitive but if you can get past it, it gets better. Also Kubo likes to forget about his other characters and just focus on the 4 characters he randomly selected (with exception to Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia the two main) when there is clearly much better characters out there. He is also known for being a troll.
anime guy 1: hey what are you reading?

anime guy 2: bleach

anime guy 1: oh isn't that by Kubo Tite?

anime guy 2: yep
by embeabtpu April 25, 2010
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Rec-tite

More Commonly Rectite

A (non-existant and fictional) adhesive used to glue your asshole shut to prevent diarrhea. While originally coined by Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, the term has persisted in the drug culture due to the persistent diarrhea experienced by opiate addicts during withdrawals.
Because Spud failed to apply Rec-tite he completely shit the bed.
by ObiWanSpicoli May 11, 2010
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Kubo Tite

The creator of Bleach who has done nothing but troll his readers for the past couple years. Kubo is also the alter ego of his self-insert character Sosuke Aizen.
There goes Kubo Tite trolling again!
by crazydom August 25, 2010
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Palakihan ng Tite

Literally: Comparing the Size of Penises/Dicks.

A phrase in which Filipino parents compare the achievements of their children from the children of relatives and friends, thus gaining bragging points as a "good parent."
"Uy pinsan, narinig mo ba? Tamad ka raw sabi ng nanay ko."
(Hey cousin, have you heard? My mom said that you're lazy.)

"'Yan na naman nanay mo eh, nakikipaglakihan na naman ng tite."
(There goes your mom again, comparing her dick palakihan ng tite again.)
by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020
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