Tree Jumper

A person who hides in trees or bushes in order to jump unsuspecting passers by in order to molest them.

That dude is in prison for being a Tree Jumper.

by CliftonTravis April 12, 2019

tree jizz

Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.

Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!

by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

by JordanJordan October 29, 2010

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

Thee jacob godamn Davies

A man well known as a gentleman but not someone to be messed with

Usually good looking
Usually has a bottle in his hand

That's thee Jacob godamn Davies

by JB 2002 February 8, 2021

Tyree jackson

Tyree is a punk name, he is really a punk I mean it. He is a tall dumbass that gets on everybody’s nerves. Also if they are named Tyree they cannot spell anything slightly difficult. They play a gay sport and could never be faster than their other sibling.

Tyree Jackson is a punk and can’t play sports

by John sneilder May 23, 2019