Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

A little more nut than sac

Def. A phrase used for some one who repeatedly performs ballsy moves and plays the dangerous move often.

"Yo Steve banged that thot Anna last night with no protection!"
"Jeez that guy's got a little more nut than sac."

by BigCatJG69 September 17, 2018

Taran

"Taran" is a name of Welsh origin, and it means "Thunder". It's a name commonly given to both boys and girls. She/he is feisty but also has a big heart and if they care for you THEY CARE FOR YOU. Taran is known for being pretty, loyal and one of the best people in general. If you know one, keep them close!

Oh man, this Taran is the best thing that ever happened to me!!

by anonymous4144 February 5, 2019

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

Blacker Than Dean

something that is extremely cool or hilarious. this is in reference to a character from harry potter.Antonym: Whiter than Tom. in reference to Tom Riddle AKA lord voldemort.

Luna: like my new converse?Dobby: Definitely. Those shoes are BLACKER THAN DEAN!!

by Mrs. Norris September 25, 2008

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012