intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018

gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.

Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

red thoughts

Often associated with TikTok slideshows - Red thoughts are characterised as lustful and sexual thoughts that go through one's mind whilst thinking about their partner. These "red thoughts" slideshows often include abbreviations or phrases that emphasise people wanting to perform sexual acts with their s/o. Red Thoughts are amongst the most common type of thoughts depending on the user's interaction with them. Most phrases and abbreviations 100% of the time are something that correlates to one's own desires, an example of an abbreviation is "L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F" which stands for "Let me eat your pussy till you come on my face" and more often than not a lot of people are able to understand what it stands for almost as soon as they see it.

"I've been getting so many "red thoughts" TikToks as of lately."
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"

by p:sy_ September 21, 2023

Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013

Lofty Thoughts

Lofty Thoughts - Philosophical in nature, typically lofty in prose and rhythm - fruity by today's standards, but with balls. A lofty thought extends into the aether. Usual of the enlightenment era and mostly abstract in the truest nature, i.e. what is a perfect square...not in reality but in perfection. Plato personified...Similar to the contemplative life espoused by Aristotle.

After he made over a million dollars in 6 months, he took an entire month off to drink wine, smoke his pipe, and think lofty thoughts in his Virginia mansion retreat. Such as: what exactly is the true nature of virtue, and if the forms exist, how do they apply to my current situation?

by Your Yo August 6, 2017