when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.
by moonclqud September 27, 2019
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Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...
by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019
Get the intrusive thoughts mug.When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts
Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018
Get the Sober Thoughts mug.To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.
Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
Get the gather one's thoughts mug.1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.
by thedzone October 17, 2009
Get the Penny for your thoughts? mug.Often associated with TikTok slideshows - Red thoughts are characterised as lustful and sexual thoughts that go through one's mind whilst thinking about their partner. These "red thoughts" slideshows often include abbreviations or phrases that emphasise people wanting to perform sexual acts with their s/o. Red Thoughts are amongst the most common type of thoughts depending on the user's interaction with them. Most phrases and abbreviations 100% of the time are something that correlates to one's own desires, an example of an abbreviation is "L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F" which stands for "Let me eat your pussy till you come on my face" and more often than not a lot of people are able to understand what it stands for almost as soon as they see it.
"I've been getting so many "red thoughts" TikToks as of lately."
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"
by p:sy_ September 21, 2023
Get the red thoughts mug.A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013
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