by Onmymommacuh January 1, 2021
Get the Thonkmug. 1: (action) To hit someone (usually an idiot) on the head so hard that the resulting noise is a pleasant *thonk*. Plural: Thonks. Past tense: Thonked. Present tense: Thonking.
2: (verb) A way to say "thanks" but in a goofy way.
3: (action) to think extremely hard.
2: (verb) A way to say "thanks" but in a goofy way.
3: (action) to think extremely hard.
Example 1:
Cheryl: Bob was being so stupid, so I thonked him.
Alison: He deserved it.
Bob: It hurt!
Example 2:
Dude 1: Hey brooo! I got you a six-pack of bud light!
Dude 2: Noice! Thonks, man!
Example 3:
*during a math test*
Bob: *thonking with e x t r e m e d i f f i c u l t y*
Cheryl: I guess me thonking him had some serious side effects.
Cheryl: Bob was being so stupid, so I thonked him.
Alison: He deserved it.
Bob: It hurt!
Example 2:
Dude 1: Hey brooo! I got you a six-pack of bud light!
Dude 2: Noice! Thonks, man!
Example 3:
*during a math test*
Bob: *thonking with e x t r e m e d i f f i c u l t y*
Cheryl: I guess me thonking him had some serious side effects.
by LilytheAce November 27, 2021
Get the Thonkmug. THONK is where you think of Eliza who is the most beautiful, wonderful and amazing person in the whole wide world.
Eliza: "can't talk rn just THONK."
Hafsa: "it's THONKING and I shall never do this as Eliza is the most obnoxious human being alive."
Hafsa: "it's THONKING and I shall never do this as Eliza is the most obnoxious human being alive."
by Eliza the amazing January 26, 2021
Get the THONKmug. 
by iamshmo12 October 8, 2019
Get the thonkmug. person using it as a slur:
“ew you’re a badgerist you’re such a thonk
badgerist joking about it:
“i feel so thonk rn”
“ew you’re a badgerist you’re such a thonk
badgerist joking about it:
“i feel so thonk rn”
by bzdger September 18, 2021
Get the thonkmug.