thesis

intellectual-approved hazing

Every single rando: How's your thesis going?
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .

Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .

by zamipower May 5, 2019

Theseus Threshold

When a band has more past members than current members.

That band hasn't been good since they passed the Theseus threshold .

by Getzby1021 January 14, 2021

Emotional Thesis Journey

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.

acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.

by poptart1984 July 7, 2021

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021

Thesisize

The act of penning and creating that highly unfortunate invention commonly referred to as a "thesis". Generally a requirement of collegiate academic institutions, this is the word many use to attempt to sound cool, when in reality "writing a big-ass paper" is a much simpler clarification

Thesisize: now say that 5 times fast

by John F. Yourmom September 16, 2012

Thesis

Your view of life or identity of self. Typically used to discount a self-absorbed person.

"Please son, my thesis will rip your crew to pieces."
-- J5

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

thesis

The act of being gay

That dumbass is being totally being thesis

After that dude got his ass beat at the party, he totally thesis'ed out.

So this chick was all over peter the other night and she asked him back to her place, he declined and went home and played gamecube instead, man only fag would thesis out like that.

by flux February 13, 2004