Work the Process

The answer to everything

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!

by Holden Miller April 7, 2008

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009

work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 2, 2014

Work The Curb

To work as a prostitute/hooker, since most prostitutes usually can be found standing on a curb waiting to be picked up.

Person 1:It's only 8:00pm why are you leaving?
Person 2:I work the curb now, and I'm supposed to be meeting with a few other curb workers to chat.

by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 24, 2018

work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.

I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.

by canuck9000 November 3, 2012

work the turkey

To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")

George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"

Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)

by Moop December 3, 2004

work the dick

either to have someone or u do some kind of touching of your penis. or can be used to tell someone to fuck off

Hey baby you want to work the dick

Man i see the Lions are doin good this year.Man work the dick they suck

by c massich December 9, 2008