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The Big One 

A real or imagined heart attack that a person experiences usually suddenly in response to a sudden distress or excitement. Originating from Redd Foxx's character Fred Sanford on the TV show Sanford and Son. Fred would clutch his torso with one hand, and extend his other arm out and usually exclaim as it's written in the example below, or some slight variation.

It's not a far cry from the expression to bite the big one meaning to die.
It's The Big One! Ya hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming ta join ya honey!
The Big One by Sir Carlton May 26, 2025

The Big One

what they called me in high school
Oh, god. Here comes the big oneone would utter as they hear the fat man theme song
The Big One by ScreamLoud763 November 9, 2025

the big piece of chicken 

A Father's award for all his hard work.
"What does daddy get for his hard work? The big piece of chicken at dinner!" -Chris Rock

The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

the big red one 

Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.
"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."

"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"
the big red one by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

The Big Book Of Shit To Know 

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.
Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know